Quarterly shareholders meeting
August 2, 2014
A Brief History
What we've been up to
- Authored "Whitewater Shafting"
- Result: Whitewater shafting increases over 300% in 5 years. Now the #2 most popular outdoor adventure
- Designed and deployed Tyler Doll prototype
- Result: Tyler's shafting has been on a steady downward trend, now shafting less than 65% of the time.
- So many diverse problems solved. What next?
Current Limitations of Farting
- No paper trail
- Permanence is dependent on environment
- If a fart happens, and no one is around to smell it, did the fart really happen?
What we Believe
Fart metadata should be proximate, fast, easily accessed, and free.
Real-time flatulent data.
- Live Fart Feed
- Real-time charting breaking down daily, weekly, and yearly flatulent trends
- Worldwide map showing geographic farting patterns
- Phase 2: Heat maps
Who will chart the first fart?
By Aaron Carlino