MelbJS, 2019-06-19
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February 2014
This is going to be a theme
Rolling back is hard,
even harder when everyone is yelling at you.
April 2014
I'm told there are better ones.
WTF?
Who has time to fix them when the server is always on fire?
April 2015
Use canaries to test big changes
before they go out to everybody.
And real data is extremely messy
March 2016
by not having a clear policy
August 2016
Does literally nothing.
Does everything with the file system.
Oh, you sweet summer child.
It still gets downloaded 400,000 times per week.
November 2016
Do you cache error responses?
And neither did VS Code.
December 2017
Scoped packages can be private
See, this is why I hate ORMs.
January 2018
It's why we can't have nice things
Smyte: remember that name.
May 2018
Who deploys on a Friday???
June 2018
We are particularly good at finding
new ways to accidentally delete things
@seldo
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