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This is going to be a theme
Rolling back is hard,
even harder when everyone is yelling at you.
I'm told there are better ones.
Who has time to fix them when the server is always on fire?
Use canaries to test big changes
before they go out to everybody.
And real data is extremely messy
by not having a clear policy
Does literally nothing.
Does everything with the file system.
Oh, you sweet summer child.
It still gets downloaded 400,000 times per week.
Do you cache error responses?
And neither did VS Code.
Scoped packages can be private
See, this is why I hate ORMs.
It's why we can't have nice things
Smyte: remember that name.
Who deploys on a Friday???
We are particularly good at finding
new ways to accidentally delete things
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