I want to convince you that...

Clunky user interfaces

Verbose configuration

Long check intervals

Host centric world view

A tweet
an IRC room
A Twitter hashtag

A github repository
(really really want)

Metrics and graphs

System AND Business Data

Logstreams

APIs

Alerts

Dashboards
(Just a quick sample)
Naming things (is hard)

Sharing setups

Low latency message based tools

Monitoring == Testing

Monitoring unit tests

monitors.txt

JSON example

Monitoring system agnostic

Graphite

GDash

statsd

Ruby counter

Java counter

Logster

Point at log files

Get metrics in Ganglia or Graphite

Graylog2

Logstash

Configuration management

Automate checks

Defined outside monitoring systems

Automate graylog collection

Automate logster collection

or Configuration Management
(pay nice people for software)

New Relic

New Relic Dashboard

Librato metrics

Librato graphs

Splunk

Splunk dashboard

PagerDuty

PagerDuty scheduler

Boundary

Network traffic analyses
(if all you remember is)

Admit we have a problem
Lots of links