Best Kitchen Appliance
2018
Disqualifications
Stand Mixer
Blender
Food Processor
Milk Frother
Nominations
Fridge
Oven
Stove
Dishwasher
Microwave
Fridge
Pros
Keeps food from spoiling
Cons
Food spoils anyway
YOU HAD ONE JOB
D-
Oven
Pros
Heats up food
Cons
Takes forever
Always forget to turn it off
Burns everything with its unquenchable hunger to devour the world
C IS FOR CTHULU
C
Stove
Pros
Modular components
Frying pan
Pots
Cons
Have to reach across fire to turn off fire
Makes a mess then chemically bonds to the mess
'B' IS FOR BETTER THAN A DUMPSTER FIRE
B-
Dishwasher
Pros
Washing by hand is super dog balls
Stores dirty dishes out of the way
Cons
Special detergent you always forget to buy
'F' IS FOR FORBIDDEN SNACK
F
Microwave
Pros
Real fast
Turns itself off
Pizza Pockets
Has MAGNETRON
Cons
Stupid button pad
Makes soggy toast
'A' IS FOR MAGNETRONS
ALWAYS
WIN
A+
WINNER
MAGNETRONS ARE SO COOL GUYS.
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