Learn you a Haskell for great good

Hakell for the Evil Genius

"So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph ... because good is dumb." - Dark Helmet

 A Masterplan!!! 

An Evil Genius must be


  • Powerful
  • Tough
  • ... and obviously, smart

Powerful!


Accomplish big things
Do them easily
Do them quickly

"I can open any door, anywhere with a few tiny lines of computer code. No such thing as a private bank account now. All are mine. No such thing as secrecy. I OWN secrecy. Nuclear codes? I could blow up NATO in alphabetical order. In a world of locked rooms, the man with the key is king. And honey, you should see me in a crown." -Moriarty

Tough




 "No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger! A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!"

-Walter White

Smart



"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die." -Goldfinger



I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader


Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky: Try to take over the world!
Pinky and the Brain

Adrian Veidt: I did the right thing, didn't I? It all worked out in the end.


Dr. Manhattan: 'In the end'? Nothing ends, Adrian. Nothing ever ends.

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