$ git commit -m "Initial commit. Shree Ganeshaye Namah! 🕉"

// drunk, fix later!

// I am not sure if we need this
// But, too scared to delete it

// When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
// Now, God only knows

// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my mom and dad,
// who will have to support me and my girlfriend
// once it gets released into the public.

// Dear future me. Please forgive me.
// I can't even begin to express how sorry I am.

// dev1 [1/1/2017]: Added a temporary fix
// dev2 [6/8/2017]: Temporary my ass!

// This is an auto-generated code.
// Please do not modify after this point.
// It will be automatically reverted.

if (/*you*/ $_GET['action']) { // celebrate

// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments

// If this comment is removed the program will blow up

// Replaces with spaces the braces in cases where braces in place cause stasis
$str = str_replace(array("{", "}"), " ", $str);

// Always returns true.

public boolean isAvailable() {
   return false;
}

$ npm install a-deprecated-library

$ git commit -m "Typescript is still a bitch!"

$ git commit -m "Last commit of the day. Wife waiting."

$ git commit -m "This is the last commit of the project."
$ git commit -m "All bugs resolved!"