Esoteric
programming languages
Programming?
Programming
languages?
Problem
solution
- Every step of the way needs to be explained
- Nothing implies
Programming
WHAT?
Problem
solution
Programming
languages
HOW?
IMPLEMENTATION
ESOTERIC -
intended for or likely to be understood by only a small number of people with a specialized knowledge or interest.
“The reason anyone would do this, if they could, which they can't, would be because they could, which they can't.” -Pickle Rick
Brainfuck
- 8 commands
- Interacts with the memory array a.k.a. tape
- Fucks your brain up
console.log("Hello World!);++++++++[>+++
[>++>+++>+++>
<<<<-]>+>+>->>
[<]<-]>>.>-
-.+++++++..+++.
>.<-.<.+++.------.--
-----.>>+.>++.malbolge
- Named after Dante’s eighth circle of hell
- Designed to be the most difficult programing language to use
- Self-altering code
- Fucks your brain up
(=<`#9]~6ZY32Vx/4Rs+0No
-&Jk)"Fh}|Bcy?`=*z]Kw%o
G4UUS0/@-ejc(:'8dcPiet
- 20 colors
- Programs look like abstract paintings
LOLCODE
- lol
- Funny vocabulary
- lol
HAI 1.3
VISIBLE "Hai world!"
KTHXBYEwhitespace
- Uses whitespace chars (space, tab, new line etc.)
Pikalang
- The same as brainfuck
- Different syntax
pi pi pi pi pi pi pi
pi pi pi pika pipi pi
pi pi pi pi pi pi pipi
pi pi pi pi pi pi pi
pi pi pi pipi pi pi
pi pipi pi pichu pichu
pichu pichu ka chu pipi
pi pi pikachu pipi pi
pikachu pi pi pi pi pi
pi pi pikachu pikachu
pi pi pi pikachu pipi
pi pi pikachu pichu
pichu pi pi pi pi pi
pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi
pi pi pikachu pipi
pikachu pi pi pi
pikachu ka ka ka ka ka
ka pikachu ka ka ka ka
ka ka ka ka pikachu
pipi pi pikachu pipi
pikachu
Shakespeare
- Designed to make programs look like Shakespearean plays.
Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience.
Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet.
Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S.
Act I: Hamlet's insults and flattery.
Scene I: The insulting of Romeo.
[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]
Hamlet:
You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward! You are as
stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave hero and thyself!
Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty
old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer's
day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the
sweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! Speak your mind!
You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference
between a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind.
Speak your mind!
[Exit Romeo]
Scene II: The praising of Juliet.
[Enter Juliet]
Hamlet:
Thou art as sweet as the sum of the sum of Romeo and his horse and his
black cat! Speak thy mind!
[Exit Juliet]
Scene III: The praising of Ophelia.
[Enter Ophelia]
Hamlet:
Thou art as lovely as the product of a large rural town and my amazing
bottomless embroidered purse. Speak thy mind!
Thou art as loving as the product of the bluest clearest sweetest sky
and the sum of a squirrel and a white horse. Thou art as beautiful as
the difference between Juliet and thyself. Speak thy mind!
[Exeunt Ophelia and Hamlet]
Act II: Behind Hamlet's back.
Scene I: Romeo and Juliet's conversation.
[Enter Romeo and Juliet]
Romeo:
Speak your mind. You are as worried as the sum of yourself and the
difference between my small smooth hamster and my nose. Speak your
mind!
Juliet:
Speak YOUR mind! You are as bad as Hamlet! You are as small as the
difference between the square of the difference between my little pony
and your big hairy hound and the cube of your sorry little
codpiece. Speak your mind!
[Exit Romeo]
Scene II: Juliet and Ophelia's conversation.
[Enter Ophelia]
Juliet:
Thou art as good as the quotient between Romeo and the sum of a small
furry animal and a leech. Speak your mind!
Ophelia:
Thou art as disgusting as the quotient between Romeo and twice the
difference between a mistletoe and an oozing infected blister! Speak
your mind!
[Exeunt]