be on stage in time
or little before

how to
mess up
giving a talk?

don't introduce yourself and ignore the vibe

don't have your topic
in mind or at notes

don't give a fuck about your audience

don't use high contrast
for the text

read from

your slides

and put too much content on one slide, because the audience will listen to you while reading the content and don't get bored.

don't use purresome
cat pictures or memes

ignore
questions

give a talk

and mess

it up!

thanks

Tobias Hartmann