• SQL Sleuth (ITB 2023)

    If you're a developer who touches data, you needs to have at least a basic familiarity with SQL querying. In this session, we'll put on our detective hats to solve a mystery while we learn some SQL.

  • I'm Just Here For The T-Shirt (ITB2022) - FLAT

    I've been a professional geek for over 20 years, but I still feel like I'm out of my zone. Technology moves so fast. There are so many things to know. Everyone is so much smarter than me. I don't know what I'm doing, and it's just a matter of time before someone finds me out. Or something like that. Imposter Syndrome is a problem. But it can be dealt with.

  • You've Been Hit By a Bus: Now What? (v2) (PASS 2022)

    None of us are going to be around forever, but there will be people left behind you. What about them? Presented at PASS Data Community Summit 2022

  • The Golden Hammer (v1) (Into The Box 2020)

    Early in my dev career, I often (unwittingly) abused my systems. My code didn't care about things like databases or networks, as long as the results were right. I had a cfHammer, and I needed to pound out a solution. I never knew I was an anti-pattern. With the right tools, things work better. (Presented at Into The Box 2020)

  • The Golden Hammer (v2) (Online ColdFusion Meetup FEB 2021)

    TOPIC DESCRIPTION: Early in my dev career, I often (unwittingly) abused my systems. My code didn't care about things like databases or networks, as long as the results were right. I had a cfHammer, and I needed to pound out a solution. I never knew I was an anti-pattern. ABOUT THE SPEAKER: I'm a code monkey who started life as a pilot. I've primarily worked in ColdFusion and SQL, with a smattering of pretty much whatever I've been asked to do. I'm a self-taught guy, and I constantly find new, shiny things that I want to learn more about. I've been doing both the coder and the SQLer things for a while. I know a thing or two. At least I hope I do. Presented at Online ColdFusion Meetup #283 (Feb 2021) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq2t6ulM4hY&list=PLG2EHzEbhy0-QirMKgSxhjkUyTSSTvHjL&index=13

  • Don't Go Breakin' My Heart (v1) (Into The Box 2021)

    All companies must place some trust in their employees, but bad things can happen when one of those employees breaks that trust. How can you stop an Insider before they do harm. (Presented at Into The Box 2021)