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Cardiff, 2012

FIVE GUYS

33 Meetups, 66 Talks

Go Mad for Monads
Salty Goodness
The Tale of The Million Dollar Homepage
Knowing your Rs from your elbow
My heart began to sync
Next-level functional Javascript with Ramda
Design Patterns the Ruby way
Rider/Coder
Enter Kahlan
Behaviour Driven Development
Immutable Infrastructure
Ansible and AWS
Making games for kids in Unity and Html5
What everyone should know about the Linux kernel
Grunt JS - Automate everything
Demystifying 3D printers
Be more like Howie
Introduction to Ecmascript 6
Improving your content
You Say Schema, I Say Schemata
SEO for Web Developers

Introduction to the Robotic Operating System
Fsck-ing Email Security
Don't Fear the iPhone
Xamarin
Browser Testing with Selenium WebDriver
Javascript Promises
Raspberry Pi
Janky
Lexable
Baby Steps into Big Data
Prototyping
Laravel
Yeoman
Breaking Bugs
Don't be afraid to commit (lightning talk
Progressive enhancement
Literate Programming
What is a tech accelerator - and why should I care
High Quality Code
Emulate this
Datomic - The Future of Databases

33 Meetups, 66 Talks

3 Non-code Production Performance Improvements for Developers
Using CouchDB
Dust Off Your Raspberry Pi
From zero to here with Python & Django: an unexpected adventure in open-source software development
I was asked to tell stories': 12 years of programming in 45 mins
So what is this Drupal thing
Swarm! (ed: hint, it's about AI)
Stress = Urgency * Novelty * Scale: Monitoring a construction site using networked Arduino-based cameras
How to Build Your Own Netflix
Object Mocking
OpenCV in your face
Load testing at web scale (with Apache JMeter
An overview of cutting edge web development
Lithium - Why it's (almost) clever enough to make me believe in intelligent design

Myspace TV - 500 channels and nothing on, television just got social again
Event-driven horizons: an intro to node.js
Pager? What Pager? - Deploying code effectively without waking people up
Under the Hood - A brief tour of a triple-A game engine
Getting Clojure - An overview of how functional programming is now proper
Testability (It's an -ility) - Inside the emergent software development skill-set that is Test Engineering
A Scientist in an Adventure with Pirates - A whistlestop tour of why a developer was hired to help on Aardman's latest feature film
How to handle your terminal like a boss
Clean Code
The Loneliness of a Long Distance Coder

43 Speakers

Carey Hiles 
Chris Beale 
Craig Lockwood 
Craig Marvelley 
Daniele Procida 
David Jenkins
Dayle Rees 
Doug Gore
Fred Heath 
Garin Evans 
Gavin Davies 
Graham Bird 
Hamish Harvey 
Ian Jenkins 
Ian Thomas 
Ian Wootten 
James Cryer 
Jennifer Taylor
Jon Cram
Mark Einon 
Mark Smithson
Matt Willsher 
Matthew Macdonald-Wallace 
Max Woolf 
Mike James

Neil Cottrell
Nick Reed
Oliver Davies 
Paul Preece
Richard Gaywood 
Robin Duckett 
Rod Pugh 
Ross McFarlane
Sean Robbins 
Sean Sabbage
Shane Skuse 
Simon Bowen
Simon Jenner
Steffan Harries 
Steph Locke 
Steve Anderson 
Steve Morgan
Warren Seymour 

7 Venues

• O'Neills
• The Promised Land
• Y Tair Pluen
• Porters
• Fire Island
• Founders Hub
• Acorn Recruitment

New Workplaces Occupied: 7

Toilets Rammed: 6

Children Fathered: 5

Women Married: 1

(Bonus Points: 10)

Women Un-married: 2

Prince'os Crowned: 1

Venues Barred From: 1

...and the rest...

(not quite)
The End

• Christmas Parties
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• Mini conferences?
• You take it!