"This was by far the freshest _____ I have ever tasted. It still had that 'new ____ smell'. I poured some in strategic spots in my house and car, so I can enjoy the smell for weeks to come. "

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"This was by far the freshest milk I have ever tasted. It still had that 'new milk smell'. I poured some in strategic spots in my house and car, so I can enjoy the smell for weeks to come. "

“Narrowly beaten into second place in my all-time favourite ______ list by my telephone directory.”

“It cured my ADHD”

“While the printed version is good, I would have expected the publisher to have an audio____ version as well. A perfect companion for one's Ipod.”

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“Narrowly beaten into second place in my all-time favourite books list by my telephone directory.”

“It cured my ADHD”

“While the printed version is good, I would have expected the publisher to have an audiobook version as well. A perfect companion for one's Ipod.”

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“What can I say about the 571B _______ that hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone.... this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day's _____ ______. It's one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old "I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these _____?" and of course, "You think I have the energy to slave over your damn _______s? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!" These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-enacting our daily _______ fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. That's when I found the 571B _____ ______. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B _____ ______! ”

“What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone.... this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day's banana slices. It's one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old "I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?" and of course, "You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!" These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. That's when I found the 571B banana slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B Banana Slicer! ”

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“I got this for my desk at work to keep my ____ in a specific place at all times. I love it. The item is super simple, a white plaster or clay material that is really nice and smooth. Looks like the picture. Has perfect little fingernails...I'm trying to resist my insane urge to paint them! Has a nice weight, not too heavy but won't tip over if you sneeze in the direction of it. Tempted to get one for my apartment.”

“I got this for my desk at work to keep my phone in a specific place at all times. I love it. The item is super simple, a white plaster or clay material that is really nice and smooth. Looks like the picture. Has perfect little fingernails...I'm trying to resist my insane urge to paint them! Has a nice weight, not too heavy but won't tip over if you sneeze in the direction of it. Tempted to get one for my apartment.”