Longhorn PHP 2026 Post-Closing-Keynote Announcements

Longhorn PHP 2026 Pre-Closing-Keynote Announcements

Longhorn PHP 2026 Noon Announcements

Longhorn PHP 2026 Opening Announcements

FrankenPHP: PHP Apps with a Go App Server, ATX Golang September 2026

We Want No Plates: Confounding Food Placement with Local AI - Dog Days of DevOps 2026

Typing was never the hard part - DevOpsDays Austin 2026

It's 2026, and you can now outsource your toil to a GPU cluster...and sometimes to a chip in your laptop. If you're brave, you can outsource your decisions there too. Tens of billions of dollars (trillions if you look at market cap) later, this newish tool's direction to jour is turning out deterministic software (my day job). Suddenly the bottlenecks for value delivery aren't where they used to be. Drawing on tales from both my personal experience as a dev and others' on the infra-as-code side, we'll walk through where the bottlenecks now land...turns out, the hard part of building is still the hard part, it's just more obvious now. Then we'll figure out how to fit these new cybernetic exoskeletons in to deliver real, additional, value, end to end.

Look Ma, No Cloud - 12 Clouds 2025

Longhorn PHP 2025 Saturday Afternoon Announcements

Longhorn PHP 2025 Friday Evening Announcements

Longhorn PHP 2025 Friday Noon Announcements

Longhorn PHP 2025 Opening Announcements

Introspecting your machine with osquery - Texas Linux Fest 2025

Somewhere in your organization, maybe on your desk, maybe in your data center, is infrastructure that isn't immutable, and it's helpful to know what's going on with that infrastructure. osquery lets you do just that with SQL, joins and all. We'll take a look at the sorts of data you can pull with osquery, and the use cases that data fits into, ranging from "is this machine set up correctly?" to "is this machine infected?"

Building Better Standups - Dog Days of Devops 2025

Introspecting your machine with osquery - DevOpsDays Austin 2025

Somewhere in your organization, maybe on your desk, maybe in your data center, is infrastructure that isn't immutable, and it's helpful to know what's going on with that infrastructure. osquery lets you do just that with SQL, joins and all. We'll take a look at the sorts of data you can pull with osquery, and the use cases that data fits into, ranging from "is this machine set up correctly?" to "is this machine infected?"

What's New in PHP 8.4 - Austin Drupal Meetup April 2025

Introspecting your machine with osquery - 12 Clouds 2024

Quick Notes on EC2 Storage - Dog Days of DevOps 2024

A Sneak Peek at PHP 8.4 - MergePHP July 2024

PHP on Lambda with Custom Runtimes - MergePHP January 2024

It's 2024 and, while AWS still doesn't have an official PHP runtime for Lambda, it doesn't need one thanks to both custom runtime and container support in Lambda. This talk will show you how Lambda custom runtimes work, how to build one that speaks PHP, and how to set up Lambda to either handle web requests or hook into other AWS services to process jobs in a highly elastic manner. As a bonus, you'll see how things work with Lambda's Docker container support, as well as with Bref, the tooling you'll likely want to use if you choose to deploy PHP Lambdas in production without restoring to e.g. Laravel Vapor.