Joseph Hirschhorn Howard

Maturity

Mixed Decent

High Expectations

Teamwork

Grandpa Arthur

  • Parents were Askenazi Jews
  • Art Director of Macy's in NY
  • Communist?
  • Bohemian (pre-hippies)

Grandma Gertrude

  • Lost 1st husband in car crash
  • Bohemian (pre-hippies)
  • Was a rock
  • Traveled regularly

Jessica Betsy Hirschhorn

  • Born in Long Island, NY
  • Youngest of 3 (baby)
    • Eric - "successful"
    • Vickie - not so much
  • Happy childhood
  • Father passed away when she was 14
  • "Rebel" in high school

Young Adult

  • Jumped around colleges
  • Became nurse
  • Went to medical school
  • Worked to death
  • Met DAD before Quantico

**Maturity

Mixed Decent

*High Expectations

Teamwork

  • Henry Howard Sr. fought in WWII (Pacific)
  • Worked as laborer (steel mill in PA)
  • Moved north for educational opportunities

Grandma & Grandpa

  • Born in Charleston, SC
  • 2nd of 4
  • Moved to Chester, PA when very young
  • "Not a lot of extra"
  • Did well + worked hard in local public school
  • Nerd + Athlete
  • Went to Penn State
  • Grad degree in city planning / management
  • Got job in Alexandria, met MOM

Henry Howard Jr.

**Maturity

Mixed Decent

**High Expectations

*Teamwork

"32-Year-Old Jewish Physician Addicted to Spicy Food & Bicycle Riding in Search of Smart, Sentimental Sweetie."

Joe

Cue the handmade Powerpoint Presentation

 

  • Projectile vomiting
  • Driveway
  • Animal Fair
  • Tintin
  • Apu
  • Magic squares, tiny house, mapping neighborhood

 

Faint Memories

Sophie!

Maret

  • Started in 4th grade
  • Mr. Macy / Ms. Sweigart
  • First crush

Middle School

  • "Joe has no friends"
  • Armpit hair
  • Chubby
  • Band
  • Video Games
  • Science Fair
  • Tougher questions about race, religion, how I fit in

**Maturity

**Mixed Decent

**High Expectations

**Teamwork

High School

  • Soccer + social life
  • Close group of friends
  • High expectations / family pressure
  • Liked Math + Science
  • Drinking / drugs (Snakes on a Plane)
  • First Kiss / Allie
  • Applying to colleges
  • Ready to leave!

*Maturity

*Mixed Decent

**High Expectations

**Teamwork

Haverford College

**Maturity

**Mixed Decent

**High Expectations

**Teamwork

Teaching

  • DCTF (Jim, Chris, Anita, Jacquie)
  • Started dating Dana
  • Tough summer training
  • Spingarn SHS
  • Earthquake
  • Horrible situation
  • Corruption (principal, librarian, grades, drunks)
  • Stomach pains, shingles twice
  • Became an empty shell
  • Summer - ETS, GRE
  • Went to Eastern SHS
  • Better, but still stressful
  • Left in December

What do I do now?

  • A jig
  • Got back in shape
  • Moved to cheaper house
  • Found a "job" @ CPE
  • Went to Israel w/ Athan
  • Found "job" as 1st employee at new startup

JackMyRep.com

  • Digital marketing / ORM
  • Managed + executed all campaigns
  • Was super busy - fun!
  • Expectations were high again
  • Learned a TON
  • Josh was great / Wayne wasn't
  • Tore second ACL
  • Split up w/ Dana + JMR within 3 months
  • Got close with Sterling
  • Went to Brazil!

*Maturity

*Mixed Decent

**High Expectations

**Teamwork

  • Treating time as currency
  • Trying new things
  • Traveling
  • Being thankful
  • Making smart (financial) investments
  • Spending time doing what I want (and not things I'm supposed to do)
  • Spend more time outside
  • Enjoy a healthy lifestyle
  • Trusting myself

Now?

(?)Maturity

**Mixed Decent

*High Expectations

**Teamwork

Joe

By Joe Howard