Joseph Hirschhorn Howard
Maturity
Mixed Decent
High Expectations
Teamwork
Grandpa Arthur
- Parents were Askenazi Jews
- Art Director of Macy's in NY
- Communist?
- Bohemian (pre-hippies)
Grandma Gertrude
- Lost 1st husband in car crash
- Bohemian (pre-hippies)
- Was a rock
- Traveled regularly
Jessica Betsy Hirschhorn
- Born in Long Island, NY
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Youngest of 3 (baby)
- Eric - "successful"
- Vickie - not so much
- Happy childhood
- Father passed away when she was 14
- "Rebel" in high school
Young Adult
- Jumped around colleges
- Became nurse
- Went to medical school
- Worked to death
- Met DAD before Quantico
**Maturity
Mixed Decent
*High Expectations
Teamwork
- Henry Howard Sr. fought in WWII (Pacific)
- Worked as laborer (steel mill in PA)
- Moved north for educational opportunities
Grandma & Grandpa
- Born in Charleston, SC
- 2nd of 4
- Moved to Chester, PA when very young
- "Not a lot of extra"
- Did well + worked hard in local public school
- Nerd + Athlete
- Went to Penn State
- Grad degree in city planning / management
- Got job in Alexandria, met MOM
Henry Howard Jr.
**Maturity
Mixed Decent
**High Expectations
*Teamwork
"32-Year-Old Jewish Physician Addicted to Spicy Food & Bicycle Riding in Search of Smart, Sentimental Sweetie."
Joe
Cue the handmade Powerpoint Presentation
- Projectile vomiting
- Driveway
- Animal Fair
- Tintin
- Apu
- Magic squares, tiny house, mapping neighborhood
Faint Memories
Sophie!
Maret
- Started in 4th grade
- Mr. Macy / Ms. Sweigart
- First crush
Middle School
- "Joe has no friends"
- Armpit hair
- Chubby
- Band
- Video Games
- Science Fair
- Tougher questions about race, religion, how I fit in
**Maturity
**Mixed Decent
**High Expectations
**Teamwork
High School
- Soccer + social life
- Close group of friends
- High expectations / family pressure
- Liked Math + Science
- Drinking / drugs (Snakes on a Plane)
- First Kiss / Allie
- Applying to colleges
- Ready to leave!
*Maturity
*Mixed Decent
**High Expectations
**Teamwork
Haverford College
**Maturity
**Mixed Decent
**High Expectations
**Teamwork
Teaching
- DCTF (Jim, Chris, Anita, Jacquie)
- Started dating Dana
- Tough summer training
- Spingarn SHS
- Earthquake
- Horrible situation
- Corruption (principal, librarian, grades, drunks)
- Stomach pains, shingles twice
- Became an empty shell
- Summer - ETS, GRE
- Went to Eastern SHS
- Better, but still stressful
- Left in December
What do I do now?
- A jig
- Got back in shape
- Moved to cheaper house
- Found a "job" @ CPE
- Went to Israel w/ Athan
- Found "job" as 1st employee at new startup
JackMyRep.com
- Digital marketing / ORM
- Managed + executed all campaigns
- Was super busy - fun!
- Expectations were high again
- Learned a TON
- Josh was great / Wayne wasn't
- Tore second ACL
- Split up w/ Dana + JMR within 3 months
- Got close with Sterling
- Went to Brazil!
*Maturity
*Mixed Decent
**High Expectations
**Teamwork
- Treating time as currency
- Trying new things
- Traveling
- Being thankful
- Making smart (financial) investments
- Spending time doing what I want (and not things I'm supposed to do)
- Spend more time outside
- Enjoy a healthy lifestyle
- Trusting myself
Now?
(?)Maturity
**Mixed Decent
*High Expectations
**Teamwork
Joe
By Joe Howard
Joe
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