AGile-flow lean management

 bullshit

Enterprise

its not cool

So its pretty hard to get laid

But to have a startup is cool

They totally get laid

Startupers have sex 40% more

training mobile app

for enterprise people

 to learn startup bullshit 

cool words:

• LEAN
• AGILE
• STARTUP
• GROWTH HACKER
• NODE.JS
• HACKERNEWS
• SEED INVESTMENT

tested on microsoft

70% of

all single employees fucked a hipster on next day 

Market

204 million us citizen are working in some enterprise companies 

who are eager to fuck a hipster

we need

$500.000

to put the app to the appstore

Team

ceo (ex brickflow, huge exit)

Cto (ex snapchat)

marketing (yes it's bruce willis)

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