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Spouse, worshipper, wolf's bane, goat simulator
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Go is a statically-typed language with syntax loosely derived from that of C, adding garbage collection, type safety, some dynamic-typing capabilities, additional built-in types such as variable-length arrays and key-value maps, and a large standard library.
More popular than Game of Thrones!
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side
Slightly stabby syntax
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