Best Kitchen Appliance
2018
Disqualifications
- Stand Mixer
- Blender
- Food Processor
- Milk Frother
Nominations
- Fridge
- Oven
- Stove
- Dishwasher
- Microwave
Fridge
Pros
- Keeps food from spoiling
Cons
- Food spoils anyway
YOU HAD ONE JOB
D-
Oven
Pros
- Heats up food
Cons
- Takes forever
- Always forget to turn it off
- Burns everything with its unquenchable hunger to devour the world
C IS FOR CTHULU
C
Stove
Pros
- Modular components
- Frying pan
- Pots
Cons
- Have to reach across fire to turn off fire
- Makes a mess then chemically bonds to the mess
'B' IS FOR BETTER THAN A DUMPSTER FIRE
B-
Dishwasher
Pros
- Washing by hand is super dog balls
- Stores dirty dishes out of the way
Cons
- Special detergent you always forget to buy
'F' IS FOR FORBIDDEN SNACK
F
Microwave
Pros
- Real fast
- Turns itself off
- Pizza Pockets
- Has MAGNETRON
Cons
- Stupid button pad
- Makes soggy toast
'A' IS FOR MAGNETRONS ALWAYS WIN
A+
WINNER
MAGNETRONS ARE SO COOL GUYS.
Kitchen Appliance Awards 2018
By howlettstudios
