Allow Me to Introduce Myself

Things
I
LOVE
(function(){
window.alert("Hello World!");
})();
Scrum
IS
Agile
People as solutions,
not problems
Software
That
Works
Caring
About
Customer
Adaptation
Not
Status Quo

Treasure Changes Things
Keep It!


Share it!
Share it!

Why?

What's the Worst that Could Happen?

Epic Failures
11 Infamous Software Bugs

Mars (non) Orbiter

Patriot Mistiming


"...from 2000 to mid-May, [NHTSA] had received more than 6,200 complaints involving sudden acceleration in Toyota vehicles. The reports include 89 deaths and 57 injuries over the same period."
Toyota UAC
Testimony: http://bit.ly/1Li5IFT
Recalls: http://bit.ly/1KZRgRz



“Not to worry,” said Tesla, and completed the fix for its 29,222 vehicle owners via software update. "
NHTSA Recalls Tesla!
Tesla (TSLA) just issued a fix.
"Cars will automatically receive software updates over their existing wireless Internet connections on Thursday." - Tesla
Hackers Shut Down Tesla Vehicle!
OMG, What Happened Haley!?

That's more like it!


Allow Me to Introduce Myself
By Jason Knight
Allow Me to Introduce Myself
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