Gold in code
Initial commit
$ git commit -m "Initial commit. Shree Ganeshaye Namah! 🕉"
Optimist
catch(Exception e) {
// My code doesn't throw exception
}
Honesty
// drunk, fix later!
Honesty
// I am not sure if we need this
// But, too scared to delete it
Honesty
// When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
// Now, God only knows
Honesty
// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my mom and dad,
// who will have to support me and my girlfriend
// once it gets released into the public.
Apologize
// Dear future me. Please forgive me.
// I can't even begin to express how sorry I am.
Mockery
// dev1 [1/1/2017]: Added a temporary fix
// dev2 [6/8/2017]: Temporary my ass!
Don't mess with my code
Â
// This is an auto-generated code.
// Please do not modify after this point.
// It will be automatically reverted.
Puns and word play
if (/*you*/ $_GET['action']) { // celebrate
Puns and word play
// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments
Puns and word play
// If this comment is removed the program will blow up
Puns and word play
// Replaces with spaces the braces in cases where braces in place cause stasis
$str = str_replace(array("{", "}"), " ", $str);
Trust no one
// Always returns true.
public boolean isAvailable() {
return false;
}
Job Security
$ npm install a-deprecated-library
Frustrated commits
$ git commit -m "Typescript is still a bitch!"
Frustrated commits
$ git commit -m "Last commit of the day. Wife waiting."
Said no one ever
$ git commit -m "This is the last commit of the project."
$ git commit -m "All bugs resolved!"
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