23 and me


What is it?



What is it?



  • genetic test
  • health risks
  • inherited conditions
  • drug response
  • ancestry
  • misc fun facts (wet or dry ear wax?)

How does it work?


  • for $99, 23 and me will send you a lovely plastic vial
    • no subscription fee
    • postage is also covered in the one time $99 fee
    • if you order more than one kit, they provide a 20% discount
    • if you refer friends and family, they'll send you a nifty Amazon gift card as a thank you
  • you'll proceed to balk at the amount of saliva necessary to fill the vial
    • no eating or drinking 30 minutes before you spit!
  • Somehow, you'll manage to fill the thing (in 30 minutes if you're Will, in 2 if you're Una)
  • You'll pack it up, ship it off, and wait like it's Christmas Eve (a couple of weeks)

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How does it work?

  • about a week or so after mailing, you'll be notified the sample was received
  • a couple of weeks after the sample is received, you'll get a notification that your health results are ready
  • a couple more weeks, and you'll have some ancestry information
  • for the rest of your life, you'll have people messaging you about being fourteenth cousins thrice removed

So what?

  • diet
  • drug reaction
  • alcohol and drug dependence
  • fitness
  • genetic traits
  • conditions you are a carrier for
  • discover how much cooler you are than your friends

Bonus content!

  • Take it one step further with Promethease
    • $5.00 
    • new information added continuously
    • new reports cost $5.00
  • Sign me up! (how?)
    • https://www.promethease.com/ondemand
      • friendly video about the process
    • 10 minutes to complete
      • export 23andme data as CSV
      • import into Promethease
      • download zip file with HTML results
  • LOTS OF INFORMATION! (IT'S A BIT OVERWHELMING)

SUPER Bonus Content

  • Taste strips
  • take one down, pass it around!
    • don't worry, we'll still have a million left...

23 and me

By Una Hartzell-Baird