> Welcome.
> whoami
Beato Bongco
> Initiating time travel...
> date
Thu Mar 4 PHT 2009
> MIS
MIS: command not found
> date --set="24 Mar 2013"
Graduated BS MIS!
> date --set="5 Mar 2016"
> groups beato
Currently working in a few startups...
WEB
+
DATA
> python
>>> class MIS(): ...
Python 2.7.6 (default, Mar 22 2014, 22:59:56) [GCC 4.8.2] on linux2 Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
MIS
BUSINESS
TECH
FUN
>>> MIS.paths()[0:2]
["Corporate", "Startup"]
>>> MIS.jobs().get('functional')[0:3]
>>> MIS.jobs().get('technical')[0:3]
["Project Manager", "Business Analyst", "Scrum Master"]
["Web Developer", "Desktop Engineer", "Data Scientist"]
> startup --help
usage: startup [option] ... [arg] ...
Not: Get rich quick scheme.
Popular:
General: A newly established business.
> startup attr_bonus_1
Hats_Bonus: XP: +(Passion * 10) Difficulty: +500%
> startup attr_bonus_2
Ownership_Bonus: Balls: +1000% Comfort: -1000%
> startup attr_bonus_3
People_Bonus: Integrity: True Trust: True Extra: Co-workers who become friends and family.
> whois beatobongco.com
>>> query = raw_input("Any questions? ") Any questions?
By Beato Bongco
Presented on 3/5/2016 for incoming Ateneo MIS freshmen.
Head of Operations + UI Engineer for insynchq.com