How to Program:

public static void printSlam(int);
Code:
   0: getstatic     #2
   3: ldc           #3
   5: invokevirtual #4
   8: iconst_0
   9: istore_1
  10: iload_1
  11: iload_0
  12: if_icmpge     29
  15: getstatic     #2
  18: ldc           #5
  20: invokevirtual #4
  23: iinc          1, 1
  26: goto          10
  29: return

public static void printSlam(int n){
    System.out.print("Sla");
    int i = 0;
    while(i < n){
        System.out.print("m");
        i = i + 1;
    }
}

printSlam(x) = 
    print("Sla" + x `times` "m")

End of Story?

printSlam(x) = 
    print("Sla" + x `times` "m")

What x did I use to obtain

Slammmmmm?

Executing

Knowledge

Representation

Reasoning

No More TL;DR!

Ingmar Dasseville - Science Slam 2016