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Cardiff, 2012






FIVE GUYS

(and Jenko)
33 Meetups, 66 Talks
Go Mad for Monads Salty Goodness The Tale of The Million Dollar Homepage Knowing your Rs from your elbow My heart began to sync Next-level functional Javascript with Ramda Design Patterns the Ruby way Rider/Coder Enter Kahlan Behaviour Driven Development Immutable Infrastructure Ansible and AWS Making games for kids in Unity and Html5 What everyone should know about the Linux kernel Grunt JS - Automate everything Demystifying 3D printers Be more like Howie Introduction to Ecmascript 6 Improving your content You Say Schema, I Say Schemata SEO for Web Developers
Introduction to the Robotic Operating System Fsck-ing Email Security Don't Fear the iPhone Xamarin Browser Testing with Selenium WebDriver Javascript Promises Raspberry Pi Janky Lexable Baby Steps into Big Data Prototyping Laravel Yeoman Breaking Bugs Don't be afraid to commit (lightning talk Progressive enhancement Literate Programming What is a tech accelerator - and why should I care High Quality Code Emulate this Datomic - The Future of Databases
33 Meetups, 66 Talks
3 Non-code Production Performance Improvements for Developers Using CouchDB Dust Off Your Raspberry Pi From zero to here with Python & Django: an unexpected adventure in open-source software development I was asked to tell stories': 12 years of programming in 45 mins So what is this Drupal thing Swarm! (ed: hint, it's about AI) Stress = Urgency * Novelty * Scale: Monitoring a construction site using networked Arduino-based cameras How to Build Your Own Netflix Object Mocking OpenCV in your face Load testing at web scale (with Apache JMeter An overview of cutting edge web development Lithium - Why it's (almost) clever enough to make me believe in intelligent design
Myspace TV - 500 channels and nothing on, television just got social again Event-driven horizons: an intro to node.js Pager? What Pager? - Deploying code effectively without waking people up Under the Hood - A brief tour of a triple-A game engine Getting Clojure - An overview of how functional programming is now proper Testability (It's an -ility) - Inside the emergent software development skill-set that is Test Engineering A Scientist in an Adventure with Pirates - A whistlestop tour of why a developer was hired to help on Aardman's latest feature film How to handle your terminal like a boss Clean Code The Loneliness of a Long Distance Coder
43 Speakers
Carey Hiles Chris Beale Craig Lockwood Craig Marvelley Daniele Procida David Jenkins Dayle Rees Doug Gore Fred Heath Garin Evans Gavin Davies Graham Bird Hamish Harvey Ian Jenkins Ian Thomas Ian Wootten James Cryer Jennifer Taylor Jon Cram Mark Einon Mark Smithson Matt Willsher Matthew Macdonald-Wallace Max Woolf Mike James
Neil Cottrell Nick Reed Oliver Davies Paul Preece Richard Gaywood Robin Duckett Rod Pugh Ross McFarlane Sean Robbins Sean Sabbage Shane Skuse Simon Bowen Simon Jenner Steffan Harries Steph Locke Steve Anderson Steve Morgan Warren Seymour
7 Venues
- O'Neills
- The Promised Land
- Y Tair Pluen
- Porters
- Fire Island
- Founders Hub
- Acorn Recruitment
New Workplaces Occupied: 7
Carey | 2 |
Warren | 2 |
Craig | 1 |
Gav | 1 |
Rod | 1 |
Toilets Rammed: 6
Carey | 1 |
Warren | 1 |
Craig | 1 |
Gav | 1 |
Rod | 1 |
Jenko | 1 |
Children Fathered: 5
Craig | 2 |
Rod | 2 |
Warren | 1 |
Women Married: 1
Gav | 1 |
(Bonus Points: 10)
Women Un-married: 2
Carey | 1 |
Jenko | 1 |
Prince'os Crowned: 1
Jenko | 1 |
Venues Barred From: 1
Carey/Warren | 1 |
...and the rest...
Bells Heard | ~100000000 |
Pints Consumed | ~3541 |
Pints Sweated | ~232 |
Christmas Parties | 3 |
Happy SWLUG | 1 |
Pounds Requested | 0 |







(not quite)
The End
- Christmas Parties
- Occasional events
- Mini conferences?
- You take it!

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